Baekhyun’s pretty hand in dream concert.
oh damn
Baekhyun’s hands are really pretty~ I remember seeing Sehun had pretty hands too…. OMG I THINK THEY ALL HAVE PRETTY HANDS
OMG SO TRUE. I JUST DESCRIBE THEM LIKE ALKSDJFALKSDJFLAKSDFAJ”SDLKF
Problems Exotics have
- Luhan being prettier than you.
- Finding Kristen Stewart and Kris Jenner in the Kris tag.
- Feeling like it's cannibalism while eating chips.
- The inability to explain how you feel to a gull.
- How is Xiumin the oldest?
- Thinking Tao is manly one minute then thinking he's a little baby the next.
- Not sure if Chanyeol is killing your ovaries or creeping you out, or both at the same time.
- Suho, monitor your children, they are derping everywhere.
- D.O can make the O____O face so effortlessly and I can't.
- Baekhyun, WHERE IS YOUR EYELINER AND WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING IT?
- Why do you even wear clothes, Kai?
- Why am I finding Sehun's lisp attractive?
Trying to decide a ship from EXO
- HunHan: We taught you the meaning of ship. We were your first ship you shipped in EXO. If you don't ship us, it's ok. We're just gonna chill... Link arms at the airport... get some bubble tea.... You know... just the norm.
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- TaoRis: We're the sexiest ship out there man. Duizhang buys maknae Gucci and in your mind, you know you see duizhang and maknae getting it on. FEEL THE POWER OF THE BUFFALO.
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- BaekYeol: HELLO THIS BE THE DERP SHIP HERE. OR HAPPY VIRUS SHIP. EITHER WAY, OMG SO HAPPY THE SMILES BE EVERYWHERE~~~ We can even be breakfast ship if you like. YOU DO LOVE BACON AND EGGS DON'T YOU???
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- BaekHun: We shower together. Nuff said.
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- LuKai: Let us show you our sexy dance. Then at the showcase, we can have Luhan whisper into Kai's ear, making it look like a kiss, then pretend it never happened. NOT.
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- XiuHan: LOL it's not like Xiumin fed Luhan a strawberry or anything, and it's not like we make hearts with each other either.
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- TaoMin: OPPA ANNYEONGHASEYO! :3 (It's a cover-up. I know there's something going on between you two)
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- KrisYeol: We're just gonna casually hold hands at the airport. And give you a sexy derpy rap you will never forget. "AYO WADDUP KREEEES?" "AYO WASSUUUUUUUUUP?"
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- KaiSoo: Let's be total cuties when we're together and have so many many ship moments, fangirls won't know what hit them.
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- ChenMin: We will be cuties too. Except in China. Then we can be lost together, not understanding anything they say, hold hands, and look like adorable dorks.
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- Kray: Pffft. Look at all these people holding hands.... We can do it too. We'll show them how it's really done. We will laugh with each other with the laugh of angels, and I, unicorn Lay, will cling onto duizhang and duizhang will hold me.
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- SeKai: Sexy maknae crew here. We're just.... gonna go to the same school.... dance sexy dances.... call each other handsome.... you're cool with that right?
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- Baekhan: Did... Bacon kiss Lulu??? And... Lulu.... felt embarrassed?!?! LAKSDJFLAKSDJFASLDKFJ SHIP IS SINKING, I REPEAT. SHIP. IS. SINKING.
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- Suhun: Maknae-Leader relationships are so cute <3 but don't mind us. We aren't in one. We're just gonna be room-mates. Leader is gonna be Maknae's lucky charm. Yeah. Don't mind us.
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- Me:
- Me: . . .
- Me: ಠ_____ಠ
- Me: Fuck it. Let's just all get on one ship, and go down together.
